Hickory Dickory

Hickory dickory dock,
The housemaid dreamt of the master's cock,
On the door she heard a knock,
Answered it wearing a short frock,
Hickory dickory dock.

The house was located close to the dock,
At the dark corner block,
The house lady was visiting Norfolk,
The masters' cock was now hard as a rock,
Hickory dickory dock.

They both started under the clock,
It was the house lady the maid was trying to mock,
The master pulled up her greasy frock,
To find a way for his stubby cock,
Hickory dickory dock.

The clock struck 9'o clock,
The love makers had ignored the door lock,
The house lady landed on the dock,
Oh she had cut short the trip to Norfolk,
Hickory dickory dock.

In she came to witness a shock,
The housemaid ran in search of her frock,
Letting go her hold of the masters cock,
Oh that night they had planned not to stop,
Hell from where did the house lady pop.
Hickory dickory, she loves that cock.