Sunday morning.

Rise and shine,
Wine and dine,
Let those beauties come closer,
Yours and mine,
What a beautiful Sunday morning creation,
...Aint this one just more than fine?

Hickory Dickory

Hickory dickory dock,
The housemaid dreamt of the master's cock,
On the door she heard a knock,
Answered it wearing a short frock,
Hickory dickory dock.

The house was located close to the dock,
At the dark corner block,
The house lady was visiting Norfolk,
The masters' cock was now hard as a rock,
Hickory dickory dock.

They both started under the clock,
It was the house lady the maid was trying to mock,
The master pulled up her greasy frock,
To find a way for his stubby cock,
Hickory dickory dock.

The clock struck 9'o clock,
The love makers had ignored the door lock,
The house lady landed on the dock,
Oh she had cut short the trip to Norfolk,
Hickory dickory dock.

In she came to witness a shock,
The housemaid ran in search of her frock,
Letting go her hold of the masters cock,
Oh that night they had planned not to stop,
Hell from where did the house lady pop.
Hickory dickory, she loves that cock.

Down wth Castro - A conversation between FIDEL and inFIDEL

INFIDEL:-

How did it get so late so soon?
It's night before it's afternoon.
December is here before it's June.
My goodness how the time has flewn.
How did it get so late so soon?

FIDEL:-

How did it get late so soon?
Just thought I was watching the full moon,
But fuck, it's already late afternoon;
My head feels as though it was hit by a harpoon;
Wait a minute, wasn't I out on a honeymoon?

INFIDEL:-

You were out on a honeymoon,
I sneaked from behind like a clever raccoon,
Slammed your head with a spittoon,Took your wife away immediately soon,
Slept with her through the afternoon,
Lord in the bed she was a BOON!!

FIDEL:-

I always thought you were a variant of a canine,
But you turned out to be scaly & serpentine;
Your mistake was when you considered me asinine,
'cause I always knew you'd cross the fuckin' line;
What you took away was nothin' of mine,When you hear the truth you might be tempted to whine,
Or blow yourself up by shoving a land-mine up your spine,
What you slept with  was an empty bottle of wine.

INFIDEL:-

She was to be your friend for life,
Sadly you both had a strife,
Oh you had a lovely wife,
I had penetrated her like a knife,
Hands down I have a sexy life!

A small bouquet

Its better to buy a small bouquet,

And give it to a girl every day,

Than a bunch of roses white and red,

To be laid on her grave after she's dead.

I wish my roses had been more red,

To keep her far enough from Ted,

That bastard Ted was using my bed,

The day I saw them still I dread,

Oh girl we were soon to be wed,

You could have opted for chastity instead,

It was tough to pump a bullet in your HEAD!!!

With the insurance money I bought a villa in Hampstead...